Loading up on Ironlaks

I'd been looking for a new pair of jeans for a few years so got up early on Sunday and decided to be all open minded and even try on some skinnys. I wandered past Loaded in Manners Mall and remembered a rumour I'd heard that they had the cheapest Ironlaks in town so I popped in for a squiz.
260 queens heads lighter, as I was about to leave, I remembered to ask about the laks.
Goes like this...
Yes, Ironlak got the feedback that their new formula sucked and have been working on it. Now, apparently, the yellows are still a bit prematurey but the rest have mostly sorted their shit out and pretty well do what they're told and good thing is, laks are only $7.50 right now.

Not sure if improved formula or cheap as laks can help Berp on their throw up mission to conquer the world but noticing not one dribble ;-)

Ironflak

Ironlak's are getting a bad rap at the moment. Everyone was hanging out cos there was a shortage but once the caps went on, writers started realising there must have been a change in the formula because the paint runs everywhere, getting all over the ground and shoes (and I don't want to hear any Toy bullshit!).
One writer says the new formula smells like Milkshake so maybe if he could find a Posca that smelled like weetbix he could call them breakfast, flag writing for the day and head back to the sack...