Request: Paste Recipe

I'm working on something and need some doozey paste jizz.
The shit I need to stick up must NOT come off.
It won't be outside and it's paper on (varnished) paper.
Any suggestions?
Best I've experienced is Surplus Bargains - man - you have to be prepared to take the whole wall if you want any of his goods ;-)

Oh - and rumour - could be some wall buffing action happening this weekend...

Optimism

Haha!
When I first saw OPT, I thought the OTP crew had taken on a dyslexic.
No disrespect to dyslexics of course.
Lucky I spotted the long version...

Everybody Loves Covet

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